Politically Incorrect

After allaboutlemon’s post this morning I had to share, you see I am originally from West Virginia

And by the way, the first picture on her post is much more accurate of the true Appalachian people than those preppies in the second picture, but they’re good people, I like to say they’re “just geographically and culturally isolated.”  🙂

Happy Friday!  Enjoy!

Redneck Yard Swing

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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow . . . but she can’t touch it ’till she’s 14.

 

 

 

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Redneck Cooler

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How do you know when you’re staying in a Redneck motel?

When you call the front desk and say, ” I gotta leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies …..”Go ahead.”

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Redneck Cellar

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Redneck Flower Garden

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ???

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

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Redneck Limo

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Two reasons why it’s so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same;

2) There are no dental records.

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Redneck Mailbox

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Who invented the toothbrush?

A Redneck!! (If it had been invented by anyone else, it would have been a teeth brush.)

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Redneck Time Out

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Did you hear about the $3-million Redneck Lottery ?

The winner gets $3 per year for a million years.

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Redneck Weenie Roast

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A new Redneck law was passed just recently.

When a couple gets divorced, they STILL are cousins.

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Redneck Wheelchair

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Did you hear that the Redneck Governor’s Mansion burned down?

 Yep.. Pert’near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss, too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the Governor hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.”

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A Redneck Thanksgiving

(if Norman Rockwell had been a Redneck)

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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16

and says to the driver, “Got any I.D. ?” . .

and the driver replies “Bout whut?”

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A Redneck Christmas Sleigh…

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